Couldn’t not take a picture.

Couldn’t not take a picture.

(via drugwar)


things to say during sex

  • nothing
  • you dont need sex
  • the lord is watching
  • amen

(via sheldon-targaryen)


This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely
know ourselves.

— HIGH SCHOOL By Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)

(via herbal-awakens)


Don’t be mad when someone starts to appreciate the person you took for granted. What you won’t do. Someone else will.



Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

(via sideburnsandamustache)




So fucking powerful.

(via itsamastermind)